Thats The 5th House This Week
Then I ate all my perishables.
it’s actually suprising how often i find myself saying this. i own this house because somebody died. good time there. boy howdy. actually since i can barely wipe my own ass, i call my brother, Tim, to help me out. so of course, it more along the lines of:
Tim: ring ring ring ring….”hello?”
Me: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim? I broke the hoooooouse.”
Tim: “just check the damn circuit breaker, Dude.”
Me: “ok, hang on…… now that wasnt so hard. why are you always calling me thinking i broke the house somehow? i’m an adult now and you don’t need to keep checking up on me.”
Tim: “goodbye, Dude.”
oh, yeah. my brother calls me “Dude”. been that way since i was a kid.
-Moo











March 2nd, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Oddly enough I remember this occasion!
March 7th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
I do that on a bi-weekly basis here.