Hello true believers,
It is Chuck, your friendly neighborhood webmaster. In todays strip we see Moo doing what Moo does best. Poopin! Many a’ time has Moo’s ass squished it’s jiggly pink haircheeks upon my porcelain throne of solitude to perform this horrible, horrible task. From my couch-like perch a floor below even I can can hear what sounds like a battle of the Gods, complete with (out of tune) trumpets and blood curdling death screams.
I fear for my life.
I always thought the sound was more of Whales crying in the sea, looking for their mate.
HAHAHAHAH … Thronetime is when I usually end up calling Moo.
I think Moo goes to peoples houses just to poop. Like an animal brings you a dead bird as a gift, So Moo brings a log. A yule log it may not be, but a gift from some unspeakable god. besides I thought dry humping was what Moo does best.