Ha! I told you there was a story arc!
I haven’t seen Moo in months now. He got his own internet connection and he no longer needs me. Well, almost. Once he can figure out this website thing he will probably have me killed and ship my body parts to BrickJak who would devour the evidence. I would be seasoned beautifully, roasted to perfection and paired with a extra hoppy IPA. God I am delicious.
EAT ME BITCHES!
-Chuck
P.S. The arc continues next week. Stay tuned to see if I am lying.
I think I just hurt my spleen laughing.