Sweet jumpin’ Jesus wearing a white shirt on a trampoline in the rain! A new Moo every day until his Cow-ness leaves for Dragon-Con?
My balls quiver in anticipation. Quiver with me.
COMMENCE QUIVERING!
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Hahahhaha – I think Moo knows me too well. I was indeed making that expression when we had that conversation. Though he’s taking artistic license with how I was attired.
He is taking artistic license because he didn’t want to draw your noodlebits. It is safer for us all this way.
most of us have seen BrickJak’s cock after Moo brought it out to diablo that one night and was slapping people with it. Well at least the dildo was labeled as Jak’s cock. That might even be when he first showed dildo on pancakes for the first time at lake effect cafe.
Someone please explain the fascination with my phallus in baked goods?
it isnt so much YOUR phallus in as much that any phallus is pretty damn funny when inserted into baked goods. as for the “jak’s cock” story, i know i told you all that. fool.
Yeah, I told you to do it at the “anniversary” of the Cont closing down. If I remember correctly ( and I almost always do ) Imy words were:
I want you to cockslap every fucker who complains about the Cont being closed but couldn’t have bothered to show up more than 3-4 times a year.
Double cockslapped if they were also the fuckwits who complained about “tourists” taking over “their” club.
Ooooh the VENGERECTION I would have been wielding if I had been there for that party.
“SHUT UP AND SUCK IT!”
the trouble was that no one said that. so i just chased people around with an 18 inch double ender.