August 26th, 2007
You Got Moo on My Virginia
Aww, lookie that! Moo go ’splody all over Jaime! For only two easy payments and one complicated payment you too can have Moo come to your house and ’splode all over you!
(Not liable for any stains, discolorations, food eaten, injuries sustained, ladies offended, plumbing punished, moose led astray, or comic delusions of grandeur. Please consult your medical professional before using this or any other bovine. Side effects may include headache, dizziness, rectal seepage, strong sexual content, nudity and sudden pie. See your doctor right away if you have an erection lasting more then four hours after taking this bovine.)
-Chuck
August 26th, 2007 at 4:33 am
Look Mama! He gonna assplode!
August 26th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Mooooo! You rock. =)
And you know that’s EXACTLY how she’d react, too.
August 27th, 2007 at 8:16 am
Aww Poor Moo! You know that took me a full gallon of clorox cleanup to clean up your puddled goo!
July 25th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
how many payments exactly? and what amount? remember moo would be shipped to france….