I should technically be insulted by that but that really is the best simplification of the combination of my poor eyesight coupled with my painfully low self-esteem about pretty much everything i do (this time specifically my poor ass driving skills).
actually, driving out of new york city would be an amazing feature in and of itself. however we came from docile buffalo (complete other end of the state). last year i did all the driving and almost got us killed. this year i did little driving and jak wouldnt let me drive on the way back since i got a case of vertigo at the end of the con (long story, turns out i’m motion-sensitive and an entire weekend of elevators will fuck you up that way).
What IS it with you and long dstance driving? I’ve done the trip from NYC to SC in a DAY!!! sheesh..
Moo’s eyesight is … well about as functional as Jaime’s sanity. So he freaks about driving … a lot. Like a lil girl freaks about spiders.
I should technically be insulted by that but that really is the best simplification of the combination of my poor eyesight coupled with my painfully low self-esteem about pretty much everything i do (this time specifically my poor ass driving skills).
bravo.
fuckface.
I’d like to point out that your POOR DRIVING SKILLS have gotten you from NYC to GA multiple times.
TAKE THAT LOW SELF ESTEEM!!!
POW!
actually, driving out of new york city would be an amazing feature in and of itself. however we came from docile buffalo (complete other end of the state). last year i did all the driving and almost got us killed. this year i did little driving and jak wouldnt let me drive on the way back since i got a case of vertigo at the end of the con (long story, turns out i’m motion-sensitive and an entire weekend of elevators will fuck you up that way).
Hoo boy.. I can see the script now…
Moo: I’m okay to drive!!
JAK: … that’s.. that’s a mailbox… I think I’m driving…
Moo: … in my defense.. same genetic makeup..
JAK: It’s an R2D2 mailbox!!!
Moo: oOo0oOo welllll… *plop*
(unseen from street level)
Moo: …COMIC!!
WHERE’S MAH COMIC?!?!?!?!
Due to technical difficulties; in Moo’s head, the comic will be delayed a week.
Please tune in next week for some naked dancing cows.
Naked dancing cows? Sign me up!
one by one we bite the dust
we kick the bucket and begin to rust
give up the ghost when our number’s up
we all fall down
ashes to ashes bones to paste
you’ll wither away in your resting place
eternity in a wooden case we all fall down
calacalacutacuta aaaaaaaaa oooooooo aaaaaaa ooooooo
curry nom nom curry curry nom nom curry curry