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October 10th, 2007

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 4 (At Least It’s Not an Ewok Xmas)

Mornin’ there monkeynuts. How ya doin? Shitty? Thats good. You know, I actually don’t give a shit. I was just trying to make conversation… but then I remembered how much I hate you. Seriously. Hate. Like mounds of hate in the back of a big hate dump truck being driven by Dr. Hate VonHatington III ESQ on his way to the hate market to pick up some more hate for the towns annual hating the fuck out of you festival of hate. Now lick me where I pee and go get daddy another beer before I hate you even more. It is possible you know. I will just have Dr. VonHatington pick me up a 20lbs bag of hate while he is there and I will beat you with it then pour the contents over your limp twisted ugly-ass excuse you have for a face.

But just remember kids…

MOO LOVES YOU!

P.S. Hate.

17 Responses to “Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 4 (At Least It’s Not an Ewok Xmas)”

  1. Crazeyal Says:

    Okay..

    Say it with me kiddies..

    CRACK AND CHEERIOS
    DO
    NOT
    MIX!!!!

  2. BrickJAK Bouncerpants Says:

    I swear, Moo is the only person who can make fun of V better than V does himself.

  3. Digital Enigma Says:

    I like the hat, it’s cute!

  4. Required Name Says:

    “hot goths”

    hahahahahahahahaha

    Good one.

  5. Digital Enigma Says:

    O_o apparently we’ve never met.

  6. Crazeyal Says:

    Uh.. SOMEONE is judging an entire worldwide group by what he sees at the mall. Methinks Mr. A. Nonymous needstodo more socializing than his WoW guild.. lol!

  7. Chuck Says:

    That entire worldwide group is at the mall. In Hot Topic. Buying over priced and shoddily made clothing to try and scare their parents. That and new black pleather bound notebooks so they can have a place to pour out their pain and anguish about living in their parents basement in the suburbs.

  8. Crazeyal Says:

    hmm wow..

    I never knew you could Webmaster without the ability to read.

    Bravo.

    Does the helmet itch??

  9. Chuck Says:

    Good one there guy who can’t spell crazy correctly.

  10. Digital Enigma Says:

    I don’t hang out at the mall(though there are occasional trips to the food court and spencers).

    I don’t buy from hot rippoff.

    I have more fun going to the thrift store, finding something I like, altering it, and still manage without trying to fit within the goth genra(though technically I’m nore jrock or visual-kei, here on america it falls under the goth catagory).

    Thanks for lumping me in with the stereotypical crowd. Thought you knew me better than that.

  11. Required Name Says:

    Spelling crazy with an extra E just makes him “crazeyer.” (also he shaves skin flakes off stray cats and eats them)

    Chuck, let’s ditch these nerds and watch some animes in your dojo. =^.^=

  12. Crazeyal Says:

    Yeah.. I can’t spell and the lady… is a Goth [/Sinatra]

    Too bad you are **Moo’s** bitch. How pathetic is THAT?!?!?!?

  13. Digital Enigma Says:

    On the subject of spelling I’m dyslexic, so my spelling is so bad it makes baby jesus weep.

    Though I suppose someone is gonna make a crack at the disabled person for now.

  14. BrickJAK Bouncerpants Says:

    Am I going to have to come have a talk with you all?
    Save the goonishness for where goons thrive. Don’t make JAK have to come over and smackabitch.

  15. Digital Enigma Says:

    But I am a goon. Do you have stairs in your house?

  16. Required Name Says:

    Yes, I am protected, you goony goon goon goon.

  17. Crazeyal Says:

    Bring it Brickboy!!! I smack back!!!

    (.. being of sound mind yadda yadda yadda..)

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