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November 9th, 2007

Rigor Mortis Jokes Need Not Apply


10 Responses to “Rigor Mortis Jokes Need Not Apply”

  1. Required Name Says:

    You know what’s worse than a terrible pun? CROOKED PANELS

  2. BrickJAK Bouncerpants Says:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363239/

  3. Squirrely Says:

    Why am I not surprised Jak found and probably owns that movie.
    Don’t blame Moo on the placement of the panels, blame the pelican webmaster.

  4. Crazeyal Says:

    Y’know.. it’d be easier to read about your fascination with underaged gay porn if you weren’t drinking TEA!!!

  5. Chuck Says:

    I can’t be held accountable for crooked panels as I have nothing to do with the production of these. Except for the couple I did myself. You’ll notice those aren’t crooked.

    Please send all of your paypal donations to:

    Buy Cheapass Moo A Fucking Ruler Foundation.
    2525 Crooked Line Lane

  6. Squirrely Says:

    Ehhhh, leave him alone, it is artistic! He meant it to be that way! He wants everyone to have that I am getting tipsy feeling.

  7. weazilwarqueen Says:

    Moo, take the ruler out of your nose dear.

  8. Chuck Says:

    That… That is not his nose.

  9. Crazeyal Says:

    It’s also not a %#$#$ing ruler… TAKE A SHOWER YOU GEEK!!

  10. Strike-2 Says:

    More proof that Potter books are sexually oriented:
    http://www.bash.org/?111338

    Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

    “Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘Alohomora!”

    there’s plenty more on the site…

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