Just so you all know Moo wanted me to lie to you all and make this look like it was posted on time. Normally, because I hate you all to little bitty pieces, I wouldn’t have a problem lying to you fools. Problem is, I like Moo less. So you see my dilemma? So I’ll have to make it even.

For Moo I will post the comic now and tell you all that he wanted me to lie to his special* internet friends. That should get his goat (Baaaaa). To balance it out and offend your delicate flower-like internet sensibilities I say to you:

Fuck off you hoser.

*Retarded

Then I ate all my perishables.

it’s actually suprising how often i find myself saying this. i own this house because somebody died. good time there. boy howdy. actually since i can barely wipe my own ass, i call my brother, Tim, to help me out. so of course, it more along the lines of:
Tim: ring ring ring ring….”hello?”
Me: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim? I broke the hoooooouse.”
Tim: “just check the damn circuit breaker, Dude.”
Me: “ok, hang on…… now that wasnt so hard. why are you always calling me thinking i broke the house somehow? i’m an adult now and you don’t need to keep checking up on me.”
Tim: “goodbye, Dude.”

oh, yeah. my brother calls me “Dude”. been that way since i was a kid.

-Moo

i passed copies of this around at work for the occasion. fairly certain some of my coworkers now think i’m gay. oh, if they only knew how gay i really am. GAY FOR CHEESEBURGERS!

-Moo

A five minute sketch turned into an hour and a half project. And just think, we could have been sleeping like everyone else. Chumps.

-Moo

uhhhh

I have nothing to say at this juncture.

-Moo

Yippie!

My first freaking webcomic. I’ve earned that sammich.
Please love me.

-Moo