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Happy Easter ‘08 Fuckos/Don’t Be A Moo-rtyr

Chuck — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:00:00 +0000

Aren’t you glad you waited this long of a new comic? While Ol’ Moo was out doing things of a frankly disturbing and bovine nature he left the rest of you jacktards to fend for yourselves in the harsh cold wilds of the internet.

You sorry bastards.

Happy Drunk Slut Gras!/Ash-hole Wednesday

Chuck — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:00:37 +0000

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 14a Going the Hell Home

Chuck — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:38:43 +0000

sorry it’s been a while, folks. had some issues that had to be attended to at home. gonna have something extra for you tomorrow so enjoy it or not. i’m not getting paid.
love always,
moo

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 11 & 12 (leaf blowers and breasts scare me)

Chuck — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:00:03 +0000

For the past two strips Moo has been doubling up. Is this cheating or a bonus? I personally think it is a bonus of some kind. Two jokes per comic! That is like three more jokes then normal!

-Chuck

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 9 & 10 (Satan’s little helper)

Chuck — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:00:05 +0000

I bet it was Moo, I bet it was…

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 7 (Satan’s Shitzu)/ Birthday Extra-moo-ganza 07

Chuck — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:00:43 +0000

Oh look, Moo is sitting on the crapper. Why am I not surprised? I am surprised to see him smoking crack out of that cake shaped pipe. I guess it makes sense that is Moo were going to start a crack habit he would have a pipe shaped like something wacky, like cake or poo or a cow or a cake being poo’d on by a cow.

Don’t do drugs.

Happy Hall-Moo-ween… errr TESTES!

Chuck — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:00:45 +0000

Eat that Jak. Eat it good.

DragonCon 07 Hurt Part 6 (up the its-not-a-skirt cam)

Chuck — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:00:05 +0000

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 4 (At Least It’s Not an Ewok Xmas)

Chuck — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:00:08 +0000

Mornin’ there monkeynuts. How ya doin? Shitty? Thats good. You know, I actually don’t give a shit. I was just trying to make conversation… but then I remembered how much I hate you. Seriously. Hate. Like mounds of hate in the back of a big hate dump truck being driven by Dr. Hate VonHatington III ESQ on his way to the hate market to pick up some more hate for the towns annual hating the fuck out of you festival of hate. Now lick me where I pee and go get daddy another beer before I hate you even more. It is possible you know. I will just have Dr. VonHatington pick me up a 20lbs bag of hate while he is there and I will beat you with it then pour the contents over your limp twisted ugly-ass excuse you have for a face.

But just remember kids…

MOO LOVES YOU!

P.S. Hate.

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 3 (A Very Crotchy Christmas)

Moo — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:00:03 +0000

Just so you all know Moo wanted me to lie to you all and make this look like it was posted on time. Normally, because I hate you all to little bitty pieces, I wouldn’t have a problem lying to you fools. Problem is, I like Moo less. So you see my dilemma? So I’ll have to make it even.

For Moo I will post the comic now and tell you all that he wanted me to lie to his special* internet friends. That should get his goat (Baaaaa). To balance it out and offend your delicate flower-like internet sensibilities I say to you:

Fuck off you hoser.

*Retarded