sorry it’s been a while, folks. had some issues that had to be attended to at home. gonna have something extra for you tomorrow so enjoy it or not. i’m not getting paid.
love always,
moo

Just so you all know Moo wanted me to lie to you all and make this look like it was posted on time. Normally, because I hate you all to little bitty pieces, I wouldn’t have a problem lying to you fools. Problem is, I like Moo less. So you see my dilemma? So I’ll have to make it even.

For Moo I will post the comic now and tell you all that he wanted me to lie to his special* internet friends. That should get his goat (Baaaaa). To balance it out and offend your delicate flower-like internet sensibilities I say to you:

Fuck off you hoser.

*Retarded

This has nothing to do with nipples.

Yup. They are all gonna die. Die like a fox.

Sad thing is I didn’t get sacked for writing this one. He just makes me work on the site even more. Just so you know this is an official part of the continuity so I am no longer a pelican.
Take that Moo.

And so ends the Nerd-O-Con story arc. Moo’s drawin’ hand is hurtin’ something fierce. Now we go back to our normal once a week schedule.

Things that Moo Left out:

• Jak teabagging Moo.
• Moo enjoying it.
• Voltare wearing the exact same sweater the entire time.
• Jak’s kilt VS. leafblower
• Guy nextdoor diving out his window in a state of gothic enlightenment.

In this episode we see our heroines watching TV. Something they could have done at home. I don’t think I can take the excitement.

Tomorrow the Dragon*Con story arc dies a shameful death as Moo subjects us to a double strip of him watching his vomit dry.