Celebrities? That does it. I’m getting Moo an Oxford English Dictionary for Jesus’ birthday (observed). I don’t think internet fame counts. Remember, most of them took off time from their jobs cleaning spunk off the floors at Pete’s Peep-O-Rama to make it to Dork-O-Con.

Funny story,

Moo was over here at the Webmastercave a few days ago to watch Heroes. He actually nearly killed me with a burp. He even offended himself.

Moral of the story,

Moo is a filthy, filthy, stink beast and he deserves your ridicule.