So yes, those of you that know me can now picture these people putting their hands on my ass in order to sign a piece of fabric that is meant for adult humans to shit in. The one on the left is from Jennie Breeden from devil’s panties and it’s her character saying “I FEEL DIRTY” and the one on the right is, of course, Voltaire. The one cut off on the side is Wendi, the one whose breasts I needed to avoid in order to maintain eye contact a couple comics ago. In case it hasn’t hit home for any of you yet, you are looking at something that has been on my ass. My bare ass. And celebrities have touched it.

P.S. There was a new comic yesterday in case you missed it.

For the past two strips Moo has been doubling up. Is this cheating or a bonus? I personally think it is a bonus of some kind. Two jokes per comic! That is like three more jokes then normal!

-Chuck

Celebrities? That does it. I’m getting Moo an Oxford English Dictionary for Jesus’ birthday (observed). I don’t think internet fame counts. Remember, most of them took off time from their jobs cleaning spunk off the floors at Pete’s Peep-O-Rama to make it to Dork-O-Con.

Funny story,

Moo was over here at the Webmastercave a few days ago to watch Heroes. He actually nearly killed me with a burp. He even offended himself.

Moral of the story,

Moo is a filthy, filthy, stink beast and he deserves your ridicule.