Moo Loves Me » Moo is Lonely

My Tears are My Lube.

Chuck — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:59:52 +0000

Hairy Ass

Chuck — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:59:07 +0000

Is that a park bench? Is Moo sitting in a park? How the hell? That would require Moo to go outside for something that is not work or a bar.

And it would require him to walk through a park until he found somewhere to sit. Moo walking. Picture that.

Maybe his car died and he didn’t know where he was. His cell phone forgotten at my house again. He exhausted the food supply in his car, including food he didn’t know was there, and had to venture out into the wild. After walking for what seemed like forever* he decided to make camp on a nearby bench and continue on his journey in the morning.

He was later eaten by a bear. A gay bear. Named Louie.

*3.87 feet.

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 13 (Joe Decides to Socialize For Once) With Bonus: Moo-ry Christmas!

Chuck — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:42:31 +0000

Dragon*Con: A Survivors Log, Pt4 (Moo Dies)

Chuck — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:00:29 +0000

Who/what did Moo wake up with? I don’t think he is going to tell us. I’m guessing it was Jak. I wonder who was the little spoon…

Moo. It has gotta be Moo.

Things That Go Bump On My Butt: Part Doo

Chuck — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:00:31 +0000

Ha! I told you there was a story arc!

I haven’t seen Moo in months now. He got his own internet connection and he no longer needs me. Well, almost. Once he can figure out this website thing he will probably have me killed and ship my body parts to BrickJak who would devour the evidence. I would be seasoned beautifully, roasted to perfection and paired with a extra hoppy IPA. God I am delicious.

EAT ME BITCHES!

-Chuck

P.S. The arc continues next week. Stay tuned to see if I am lying.

Moo Moo Kitty Thump

Chuck — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:00:55 +0000

Attention: This comic features Moo’s cat, Simon. Simon is not drawn to scale because he would take up at least two of the panels himself. I’m not kidding. Simon is like a furry X-Box. Moo also plays the part of the local crazy cat lady, baby talking to this huge furmonster like it is a little bitty kitten. Sometimes I break out in a cold sweak and a severe case of the shakes after having visions of Moo in 50 years.

In a dress, surrounded by cats. Baby talking to them all. Sharing dishes of cat food with them because he has to buy so much he can’t even afford ramen. It will be like Lord of the Flies acted out by a mostly cat cast.

Ain’t It Gloomy

Chuck — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:00:32 +0000

Thats right bitches, today is Moo’s emo day. For those that didn’t know the photo he is holding is of my wang. At least that is what he told me.

For those that missed it the regular comic was delayed a day due to Moo’s ‘Happy Fourth of Moo-ly’ comic. I’m sure you can figure out how to step back a comic. What? No I’m not going to tell you. I’m not your baby sitter. Moo might tell you though, but you might have to pay him.

-Chuck