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Moo-ry Christmas Pt1.

Chuck — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:00:03 +0000

The currrent top 3 search terms used to find this comic:

3. shithouse webcomic

2. poo jokes

And the number one search term is:

1. con slut girls dragoncon 07

While the first two make some sense we know Moo has no idea where to find those slut girls.

You Waited a Month and a Half for This?!

Chuck — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 00:24:21 +0000

Yup. This is what took so long. Panel one proves that Moo is a fucking idiot.

Thats The 5th House This Week

Moo — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:00:09 +0000

Then I ate all my perishables.

it’s actually suprising how often i find myself saying this. i own this house because somebody died. good time there. boy howdy. actually since i can barely wipe my own ass, i call my brother, Tim, to help me out. so of course, it more along the lines of:
Tim: ring ring ring ring….”hello?”
Me: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim? I broke the hoooooouse.”
Tim: “just check the damn circuit breaker, Dude.”
Me: “ok, hang on…… now that wasnt so hard. why are you always calling me thinking i broke the house somehow? i’m an adult now and you don’t need to keep checking up on me.”
Tim: “goodbye, Dude.”

oh, yeah. my brother calls me “Dude”. been that way since i was a kid.

-Moo