Attention: This comic features Moo’s cat, Simon. Simon is not drawn to scale because he would take up at least two of the panels himself. I’m not kidding. Simon is like a furry X-Box. Moo also plays the part of the local crazy cat lady, baby talking to this huge furmonster like it is a little bitty kitten. Sometimes I break out in a cold sweak and a severe case of the shakes after having visions of Moo in 50 years.

In a dress, surrounded by cats. Baby talking to them all. Sharing dishes of cat food with them because he has to buy so much he can’t even afford ramen. It will be like Lord of the Flies acted out by a mostly cat cast.

Here is the surprise Moo promised you fools.