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Mike Meets The Rest of the Cast: Voltaire You a New One.

Chuck — Thu, 01 May 2008 05:00:28 +0000

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 14b You Thought I Was Kidding

Chuck — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:00:44 +0000

So yes, those of you that know me can now picture these people putting their hands on my ass in order to sign a piece of fabric that is meant for adult humans to shit in. The one on the left is from Jennie Breeden from devil’s panties and it’s her character saying “I FEEL DIRTY” and the one on the right is, of course, Voltaire. The one cut off on the side is Wendi, the one whose breasts I needed to avoid in order to maintain eye contact a couple comics ago. In case it hasn’t hit home for any of you yet, you are looking at something that has been on my ass. My bare ass. And celebrities have touched it.

P.S. There was a new comic yesterday in case you missed it.

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 5 (Moo poops in there)

Chuck — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:00:41 +0000

This is what Voltaire has to look forward to in the old goths home. Remember kids, real goths don’t make it to old age. They off themselves first!

Dragon Con 07 Hurt Part 4 (At Least It’s Not an Ewok Xmas)

Chuck — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:00:08 +0000

Mornin’ there monkeynuts. How ya doin? Shitty? Thats good. You know, I actually don’t give a shit. I was just trying to make conversation… but then I remembered how much I hate you. Seriously. Hate. Like mounds of hate in the back of a big hate dump truck being driven by Dr. Hate VonHatington III ESQ on his way to the hate market to pick up some more hate for the towns annual hating the fuck out of you festival of hate. Now lick me where I pee and go get daddy another beer before I hate you even more. It is possible you know. I will just have Dr. VonHatington pick me up a 20lbs bag of hate while he is there and I will beat you with it then pour the contents over your limp twisted ugly-ass excuse you have for a face.

But just remember kids…

MOO LOVES YOU!

P.S. Hate.

Dragon*Con: A Survivors Log, Pt2 (Electric Boogaloo)

Chuck — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:00:17 +0000

People like the guy in the second strip are the main reason I can’t go to Nerd-o-con. I don’t want to be arrested for stealing the money their mom gave them for Nerd-o-con. I know their poor mother just gave the cash to them so she could get her 35 year old son out of the basement for a little while so she could have kindly old Mr. Handly that she met at bingo over for tea and fucking. Dude, why you gotta cockblock your mom?

Plus, the nerds might wet themselves if I put them to the wall and exclaimed “Your money or your life!”. That could be fun. And there are the chicks dressed all skimpy. I’m not one to pass up checking out a hot chick dressed as slave Leia or some sort of mostly undressed anime thing. Maybe I could find others like me so we could go to Nerd-o-con together and scare the cheeto-eaters.

We could be modern day highwaymen. Jak? How about it?

Voltaire Today, Gone Tomorrow.

Chuck — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:00:26 +0000

Attention, attention!

Moo has a dress. It is sexy.

That is all.

-Chuck

Oww, I Got Goth In My Eye

Chuck — Wed, 16 May 2007 05:00:44 +0000

Voltaire-ing Me Up Inside

Chuck — Wed, 02 May 2007 05:00:42 +0000

A Voltaire to Remember

Chuck — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:00:46 +0000

A comic about comics? Woah!